From Steven Wright: 1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2. Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. 3. Half the people you know are below average. 4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
From Steven Wright: 1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2. Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. 3. Half the people you know are below average. 4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.